this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall
took pics today at work to show common attack patterns and defense strategies that i employ
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Never forget
the nervous system of a generic bilaterian animal, from Wikipedia
You are merely a specific instance of this guy.
We are all a new type of this guy
evil jughead im normal im a normie
evil jughead i fit in…and i love fitting in….
Anonymous asked:
Did you know that dropping an ant into a glass of water will tell you its gender? If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, boy ant.
punkrock-bottom answered:
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The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.
Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing
um.
Y'all...
FINALLY SOME REAL APPALACHIAN REPRESENTATIIN IM HOLLERING
my mom saw this pic and was like thats popcorn sutton on the right i know him.
:’( rest in paradise legend
i think its very sexy of me that i never watched supernatural <3
